"Siri: Can you save my soul?"

Spoiler alert: No ... she can't.

I once asked Siri where the nearest confessional was.

She gave me the address of a seafood restaurant.

Close… I guess?

We’ve officially entered the age where algorithms finish our sentences, pick our playlists, and sometimes know we’re hungry before we do. Artificial intelligence is no longer science fiction—it’s Siri, Alexa, ChatGPT, and maybe that unsett…